Marshall: Does she like to cook?
Ted: Um.. actually I don't know
Marshall: Oh. Uh what's her favourite colour?
Ted: Don't know that either
Marshall: ..Does she have any hobbies?
Ted: Yes! She is exactly the kind of person who would have hobbies, and interests too! I am one lucky son of a bitch.
Marshall: Dude! You don't know anything about the woman you're marrying.
Ted: What?! You're crazy. I know plenty!
Marshall: What colour are her eyes?
Ted: The colour of the ocean after a storm--
Marshall: Which is?
Ted: ....beautiful.

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reblogged from harrisackles / originally by hxcbamf