The great moments in your life may not necessarily be the things you do. They’ll...– Ted, How I Met Your Mother (via superfizz)
Craig Owens: Where did you learn to cook?
The Doctor: Paris, in the... 18th century.
[Craig stares at him incredulously]
The Doctor: No, hang on, that's not recent, is it? 17th. No, no, no, no. 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order.
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor; I don't know why. I call me the Doctor, too. I still don't know why.