February 2012
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shotgunanderson:
i’m even coming up with the cheesy scenes now. like-
what if instead of a cold open or a slow reveal, for the big brother episode, we have a Blaine voiceover talking about everything that’s happened and his fears and his plans and such, and he and Kurt are walking down a quiet hallway to Glee practice one afternoon together
and then the voiceover gets interrupted with just a...
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Marshall: Does she like to cook?
Ted: Um.. actually I don't know
Marshall: Oh. Uh what's her favourite colour?
Ted: Don't know that either
Marshall: ..Does she have any hobbies?
Ted: Yes! She is exactly the kind of person who would have hobbies, and interests too! I am one lucky son of a bitch.
Marshall: Dude! You don't know anything about the woman you're marrying.
Ted: What?! You're crazy. I know plenty!
Marshall: What colour are her eyes?
Ted: The colour of the ocean after a storm--
Marshall: Which is?
Ted: ....beautiful.
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3x15 spoilers, found on tumblr.
gleekyspoilers:
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Reasons Grant Gustin should play Finnick Odair:
garglersvsnudeerections:
Annie are you okay
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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cheerful-cynic:
onesugarandmilk:
when people comment “^this”
STOP DOING THAT OMFG WE KNOW YOU’RE AGREEING WITH THE POST BASED ON TEHF ACT THAT YOU’RE REBLOGGING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT IS THE POINT IN SAYING “THIS” OH I SEE NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH IT I THOUGHT YOUR BLOG WAS JUST A CONGLOMERATION OF THINGS YOU HAVE A SEVERE DIRE HATRED FOR
FORGIVE ME
^this
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christpaulcolfer:
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
kyleehenke:
no other cartoon show will ever be as quality as spongebob ever